Up Next, Pants Shitting

I'm sure every local news broadcast on every channel will feature one of their personalities visiting a local haunted house. Most of the time said personality will get scared. It's funny to watch no matter how many times you see it. Being on the reviving end of getting scared is another story. Half of the time you start laughing immediately after, the other half ... takes a minute. I've worked in a few haunted houses and have seen the full variety of reactions. There's always the occasional person who has a little accident. Sometimes you smell it, sometimes you hear it (no, really), and sometimes you can just tell. After so many years, you already know when you see the face.

That poor lady just shit her pants on live TV.

Every damn year

Brown Squirrel Furniture sells lovely chairs, sofas, you name it for your home. This Halloween, you may find yourself sitting on a sectional bought from them while watching The Great Pumpkin. Know what else is brown? The contents of your pants after this commercial. Halloween is supposed to be scary, but come on Brown Squirrel! Like every year some furniture commercial has to do a jump scare. Folks just need an ottoman and you've got them pooping their pants!

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause

Santa takes a Pause

Halloween Is Glade Night

When it stinks in Whoville so bad that the wildlife starts howling that means one thing, it's Halloween! That's right, our favorite holiday here on Planet Zone! When it starts to stink that bad, they residents lock themselves away in their houses, because The Grinch is about to raise all sorts of hell! Fortunately Euchariah has to take a dump and on his way to the euphemism get blown away by the stinky wind... I'm pretty sure the Grinch is just holding his ass open in front of a fan... and ends up face to face with the Grinch! The showdown ends in a nightmarish fever dream that probably causes some pants shitting. I wish I was joking, this cartoon is one long fart joke and the adventures of a boy who really has to poop. It used to come on the Disney Channel.  

Santa's too lame for buffalo wings

There was a time when chicken wings were deemed extreme. Well, getting pizza and wings on a Friday or Saturday night will always be rad... but I doubt the act of ordering food delivery is on the same level as doing the Dew and jumping a big ole pile of mud on a motorcycle. Though, I'd rather order pizza. Because I'm extreme.

Know who isn't extreme as ordering buffalo wings from Domino's? Freaking Santa and his lame ass all bringing presents. Screw you Santa and your kindly gesture! Somebody extreme just ordered some wet spicy chicken dinner. The only gift you'll be needing to bring is some toilet paper. Because this Christmas is about to get painful. Extremely.