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Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Wrecker Hook [RobotMasters]

I've been reorganizing my storage space recently, which has had me looking through a lot of my older toys. Like last week, it's inspired me to talk about one of note here.

I've mentioned Transformers RobotMasters on more than one occasion here. It was a line Takara put out in the mid-2000s that featured a mixture of older and newer molds as Transformers characters from multiple timelines, with both new and old characters gathered together to battle.

The line was announced shortly before OTFCC 2004, and several dealers had the first wave in stock. I was quite enamored with it myself, and the bulk of my convention buying was that first wave, aside from only getting the DVD version of Convoy over the standard release.

Over its time, I managed to get the bulk of the line, and RobotMasters is still one of the higher points in Transformers for me.

One of the returning characters in the line is Wrecker Hook, who we in the States know as Tow-Line.

Instead of the good-natured Autobot we're all used to, Wrecker Hook has lost his memory and is now sided with the Decepticons!

During this time, he actually becomes a better mechanic and finds friendship with Decepticon Wingstun.

Aside from the allegiance change, the biggest change is his deco. Instead of the bright green tow truck last seen in Transformers Car Robots/Robots in Disguise, Wrecker Hook now sports a completely badass black and red color scheme decked out in rockabilly flames!

In addition to his trademark "Aiming Shot," which is formed from his truck mode's grill, he also has the "Boost Hammer" weapon, which is a translucent green morning star type melee weapon.

Several RobotMasters weapons would come with additional weapons like this that could be combined together to form new weapons, similar to the ones in Transformers SuperLink/Energon, which was being released at the time.

All things considered, Wrecker Hook went through a lot of positive changes after joining the Decepticons.

I'm not sure how he went back to the Autobots, but he's his old self again in the Legends World manga.

Wrecker Hook uses the same toy mold as Wrecker Hook/Tow-Line did before in Car Robots/Robots in Disguise. Itself is a reuse of the mold used for Hoist and Hubcap in Transformers Machine Wars.

The mold was originally developed for Transformers Generation 2 and went unused until Machine Wars.

Originally sold as a Basic Class, a size class that sadly no longer exists, it's a smaller toy that features a pleasant amount of articulation for the time and auto-transforms.

By moving the tow truck's hook, Wrecker Hook's body will fold into itself as his chest moves out to form the truck cab. Make sure his arms and legs go into place properly, and then snap the hook into its spot to lock him in place.

The rifle folds up into the front of the truck and forms the grill, while you can either sit the Boost Hammer to the side or plug it into his fist in the bed area.

The flame deco really pops more in truck mode than you'd think, leading to an old nickname I gave it back in the day:

"Satan's Tow Truck."

Compared to today's toys, he probably seems pretty simplistic. Maybe comparable to a Cyber Changer from Transformers Cyberworld, if a bit bigger and with nicer paint.

But to be honest, I can't say a single bad thing about him.

I love this toy.

He looks amazing, and I find him endlessly fun.

RobotMasters was a particularly great Transformers line that had fun new toy molds and managed to make great older ones even better.

How can you not love that?

Dance with Disney in the pale moon light

I've said it a million more times than anyone cares to listen to, and I'll keep repeating myself.

Disney does Halloween right. Dead ass.

It's pretty jerky of me to say my Disney Channel was better than anyone else's... but it definitely was a better channel to me when I was a kid and a teen. That extends to Disney+, which is absolutely awesome during Halloween.

This little ad for their block of spooky season programming in 1994 is a prime example of how pumpkin spicy they bring it.

See? Awesome

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Godzilla (Astronaut Version) [Godzilla Scramble]

It's time to crack open another kaiju egg from Godzilla Scramble, and ho boy, this one's pretty great!

It's Jet Jaguar!

*edit* It's not. Up until after writing this thought it was Jet Jaguar until reading the box at Target and learning it was an astronaut. So, the rest of this post was written when I thought it was supposed to be Jet Jaguar. I'm laughing at my mistake and absolutely not rewriting this as I find it hilarious now.

Well, Godzilla colored as Jet Jaguar... which looks outstanding as a slightly derivative take on the Jet Jaguar look on Godzilla.

For example, instead of being silver or grey as you'd go in expecting, Bandai used a wonderful slightly translucent silver color that's almost more of a shade of white and quite pretty.

Then they gave him blue armbands similar to the ones classic Jet Jaguar sports, along with a set of red ones around Godzilla's thighs that kinda invoke the red coloring on Jet Jaguar while still being unique, but slick-looking.

His chest features a computer readout and logo, leaving the bulk of Godzilla in that wonderful base color.

It's really pretty, and the whole deco screams art vinyl more than blind-box Egg Monster toy.

Who Spooked Rodney?

Rodney is a big old fraidy cat. If there's a superstition, Rodney is scared of it. Which one begs to reason... why does he even go trick or treating? Or even to a haunted house? Does he just relish pooping his pants or something? And what's up with that one kid while they're in the haunted house? Is he ok?

Originally Posted 10/25/2023