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Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Unicron (Planet/Transparent Version) [Galaxy Version]

Around the beginning of the year, I talked about the transparent Unicron Head model kit Blokees had released. In that same vein, they'd recently released a kit of his Planet Mode as well. Like the head, it was originally available in a standard series, with the translucent version obtainable by scanning QR codes for redemption, before they eventually made it available to the masses. Well, it's available to everyone now, and that's what we're looking at today.

Like the transparent head kit, this is one sharp-looking Unicron. Obviously, he's getting featured a lot this year due to the 40th anniversary of the movie, but let's face it: Unicron's kind of a big deal in Transformers. He's going to pop up from time to time regardless. It just so happens there's a specific occasion to observe this year that makes it a little more special.

Like the head kit, I was looking forward to getting this one, especially in the translucent colors, as it looks so much neater.

Going in, I wasn't expecting to have too much trouble assembling the kit, as Galaxy Versions are normally quick builds. And this one probably isn't normally a problem for most people.

ME, though? I fumbled my way through the entire process, completely all thumbs.

I can see a Master Grade builder reading that and laughing at me, and it's probably well-deserved mockery, as I clearly wasn't paying enough attention to the instructions like I should have been. Being a Galaxy Version, the instructions came in full-sized booklets that are much easier to read than the ones printed on the backs of the cards I normally deal with when assembling Defender Versions and Wheels. So, like an arrogant ass, I just skimmed them over and completely missed that, despite so many parts looking like they could fit wherever, they totally couldn't.

For example, one of the first steps is assembling the rings that fit around his sides. Only one fits on one side, and the other fits on the other. I have no clue why, but it took a few seconds of trying to put one piece in the wrong hole before I finally thought to try the other one.

For the record, I don't claim to be a rocket scientist.

Then, after joining that bit of rings to the Planet Mode core, you put on the planet surface pieces, which are four shell pieces that look practically identical for the most part. They're also translucent, so it's super easy to just NOT see a detail because it's see-through.

Basically, two distinct shell pieces were meant to go on the bottom, while the other two went on top. Two of the shells had connector pegs with an additional little shape, while the other two had standard pegs that would actually fit into the openings intended for the ones with that additional little shape.

Remember when I mentioned the shells look almost identical? Yeah, I threw an additional little tantrum after getting it wrong for the millionth time.

Actually, I'd get three on, and for whatever reason, I couldn't get the fourth one on. Then I'd take them all off and try again... and the fourth still wouldn't fit. I actually got mad, put it to the side, and came back to it a few hours later.

When I came back to it a few hours later, I STILL somehow got it wrong, got mad again, and then, like a damn child, took it and the remaining shell to my wife, asking her if she could tell where the difference was because, for whatever reason, it was escaping me.

She looked for a minute and pointed out the different opening that I'd somehow overlooked. I thanked her and had a snack because I'd been having a rough time and needed a few minutes away from Unicron.

Who is an asshole.

Afterward, I put those shells on with no problem and began assembling the other set of rings that circle Unicron horizontally. This time, it was the instructions' fault for not being super clear, but after some trial and error, I got these pieces in place.

There are four pieces that peg in at the top, bottom, left, and right. Like the shells, they had different pegs depending on their location for some reason, along with connecting pieces that fit in between them. After a little trial and error with those connector pieces, I got the larger set of rings assembled and then put the stand together in about two seconds because that part was pretty simple.

Aside from me bumbling through the instructions, this is a pretty great model kit of Unicron's Planet Mode.

I know some people criticize Transformers products that don't transform. Admittedly, when you name something after the gimmick, it's going to be an ongoing thing. But something like this makes the lack of that transformation worthwhile. Unicron has had a few transforming toys by this point, and that transformation is usually a complete nightmare due to the fact that he transforms from a humanoid shape to a round one. That, and he's expected to be giant, so now you're wrestling this big thing with a million folding parts.

A smaller model kit of just one mode manages to be screen-accurate without becoming a giant nightmare... aside from somehow reading the instructions completely wrong.

I swear, I normally feel like a somewhat intelligent person unless I'm trying to tap to pay (it's literally a different place to tap every single time!), but man, I really screwed up reading these instructions.

What I'm saying is, I had a challenging time assembling him, which was likely my fault, but OH MAN, was it infuriating.

The finished product, however, is really nice-looking. Like with the head kit, the translucent colors look amazing, almost like something intended to be more premium.

The assembly of his maw (which my wife insists is just a big butthole) allows the pinchers to open and close by pushing on the maw/butthole. This is done with a clever little joint that installs underneath, which the pinchers individually attach to.

Overall, this is another solid Blokees product that, like their other offering, I absolutely love. With the rising costs of toys, focusing mainly on model kits like Blokees feels like a more favorable way to go much of the time. Looking at this Unicron sitting on my bookshelf alone is a pretty good selling point for that idea.

*edit* the video for the post that was planned before they stopped working is here.

What Is All Hallows' Eve? A Miserable Little Pile of Peanut Butter Kisses

As is tradition here around the Base, as the season comes to a close, I share my favorite Halloween special again.
The Halloween That Almost Wasn't (or The Night Dracula Saved the World, depending on which way you watch it) is pure Halloween. The silly acting, the low-rent costumes that look more like Halloween costumes than they probably should, the kind of plot they just don't write anymore. It's literally what Halloween looks like to me.

When I was a kid, they'd show it on the Disney Channel all October. I even had it and Witches' Night Out taped on a VHS cassette that eventually would only play from just before The Halloween That Almost Wasn't through the end of  Witches' Night Out. I'd watch it all year, and somehow the cheap tape survived.

Good thing my older brother forgot about the Rankin/Bass The Return of the King cartoon he had recorded just before I taped the specials after it. Because eventually it wouldn't even play anymore. The tape only worked in the spot where the Halloween specials lived.

Stuff like this is partially where cursed VHS tape urban legends come from. Worn-out video cassettes that selectively worked only in certain spots, with the rest full of static and bleed-through.

However, instead of dying in seven days, the curse from this one was me forcing it on everyone every Halloween. Of course, it's a good curse.

How could you not like watching an obviously high cast stumble through the set while delivering their lines like it was the most important gig they'd ever worked on? It's the most punk rock Halloween thing ever made.

Happy Halloween. Dracula saved it for you and me.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Batman 2022 [DC Defender Version DC01 Legendary Batman Assemble]

When Robert Pattinson was announced to play Batman in 2022's The Batman, I wasn't thrilled. For the record, I've been a pretty good sport about live-action Batman movie actors, and for the most part I've enjoyed each one. Then that trailer came out and sold me on him and the moody film. So when I finally got my hands on one of the Blokees Defender Class Batman blind boxes, I was pretty happy to find that version of the Caped Crusader inside.

Admittedly, at this point Blokees can do no wrong in my eyes, I'm a huge fan of the Defender Version scale, and I gravitate toward Batman movies over comics. Basically, I genuinely like everything I'm about to talk about instead of faking it for clicks. So yeah, genuine enjoyment of the subject matter. Something alien in today's sponsored content hellscape.

Blokees' specific visual style works with Batman in a fun way. Take something so grimdark and make it a little cute.

Like kawaii metal. Defender Version amps up that idea, leaving you with something insanely adorable and badass at the same time. It's somehow an upgrade, oddly enough.

Assembly is pretty much standard Defender Version, though the back half of his upper torso was a full-body piece rather than a separate segment, as is often the case with the Transformers Defender kits. Those tend to have more accessories, however, while Batman has a cape and a batarang. Which... considering the cape covers his back, you'd think they could have gotten away with the partially covering segment anyway, since the cape would cover it regardless. To me, that's another example of Blokees' quality, while other companies might have just left it open or partially obscured. Not bad for only $5.

That batarang I mentioned is a little big for his body, which is pretty comical. At nearly the size of his arm, I can imagine Batman trying to run after a criminal across a rooftop, only for the thing hanging off his belt to trip him. Or he tries to throw it and just hits himself in the head. Knocking the batshit out of himself, holding his head, cursing, and getting pissed off.

No gravely scary Batman voice, either. Full-on temper tantrum Bruce Wayne.

Regardless of how realistic it isn't, it does look pretty cool. Just this big bat he's holding. When the insanely great Imaginext Power Rangers toys were out, I often marveled at the comically oversized weapons. There was just something so neat about seeing them against the figure. It's a visual that you either get or don't.

Another point of appreciation is the detailing. Batman often wears a black costume in the movies, and it looks great, but more modern versions have him sporting visible body armor, combat boots, and other tactical gear. It paints a more realistic portrayal of a character whose superpower is being a billionaire with issues. Of course, they add various details to the costume to keep it visually interesting, and that's definitely the case with the 2022 Batman costume. Once again, Blokees puts those details into the sculpt, something they could have literally skipped right over.

Considering the number of similarly dressed Batmen in this series, the fact that they all have mostly original parts for each kit is remarkable. I say mostly because things like thighs, upper arms, hands, and so on are reused, which is understandable.

Ultimately, this is an excellent introduction to the Batman Defender Version Blokees kits for me. I'll definitely be getting more, as I absolutely want that 1989 Michael Keaton Batman and even the Dark Knight Returns flavored Ben Affleck version. (I liked Batfleck.)

This is another series that the Defender Class lends itself to perfectly, and I'm absolutely enthralled with Blokees entirely at this point.

Happily.

*edit* the video before whatever made them stop working for this post is here.

Dead Cat's Tell no Tails

There's certain hallmarks of a holiday. For Halloween, it's pumpkin spice, jack-o'-lanterns, and leaves raked into neat piles... for some reason. No, seriously, why the hell do we do that?

One Halloween tradition that should be mandatory is *Garfield's Halloween Adventure*. It is for me, and by way of this site, it is for you readers.

Garfield has the ultimate Halloween. He makes a costume, goes trick-or-treating, and gets scared by pirate ghosts. Most of us only do one or two of those on Halloween.