Time After Haunted Time

If you ever asked yourself what Cyndi Lauper would do if attacked by Dracula, the answer would be order pizza. Duh. It's not a bad plan, it even renders Dracula vulnerable to the garlic in the slice! But uh... what's going on with his hair?

Santa's too lame for buffalo wings

There was a time when chicken wings were deemed extreme. Well, getting pizza and wings on a Friday or Saturday night will always be rad... but I doubt the act of ordering food delivery is on the same level as doing the Dew and jumping a big ole pile of mud on a motorcycle. Though, I'd rather order pizza. Because I'm extreme.

Know who isn't extreme as ordering buffalo wings from Domino's? Freaking Santa and his lame ass all bringing presents. Screw you Santa and your kindly gesture! Somebody extreme just ordered some wet spicy chicken dinner. The only gift you'll be needing to bring is some toilet paper. Because this Christmas is about to get painful. Extremely.