Burger King is pretty much the best

They know number 1 means the combo and the ice cream machine is never down.

Burger King of Halloween!

Feels like it was just the other day when I was looking back fondly at the Halloween Whopper Burger King gifted the world that was tragically taken by us because of stupid people (no really, you don't have to listen to them, don't be fooled by whatever they're sharing on Facebook). Fortunately Burger King earlier this month released the wonderful return of the Black Cherry Freeze, the classic Halloween beverage that turns your mouth black while you drink it! The all new Nightmare Whopper has a GREEN BUN and looks amazing! They swear it's all natural coloring, so the stupid people won't complain about weird poop... except for the after effects from the Black Cherry... Look, you better get it while you can.

Seriously, all you have to do is point at something else and they'll forget and suddenly focus on it.

Halloween Whopper commercial

Man, I really miss this one. Sure, it was just a Whooper with A-1 on it, something they do practically every other month already, but it had a SCARY BLACK OMG HALLOWEEN HAMBURGER BUN! Little things go a long way, and a special spooky wrapper and a black bun did just that. BK claimed the bun was infused with A-1 flavor, which I don't think I outright noticed, but it was really good... so maybe I just assumed it was the A-1. A-1 is good. I just typed A-1 a lot.

A-1.

The bummer is, somewhere along the way people started listening to stupid people again and well what happens when you eat a lot of food coloring? Well let's keep it classy, but it's hilarious later. So the more dumber people of society caused such a stir over what could probably easily be guessed would happen and it got pulled early never to return. Ironically there was a spicy Whopper with a red colored bun some time later and nobody said anything. Which honestly, that color would have been actually something to get upset about later.

Poop.

Burger Skeleton King

Weird colored poop be damned, I want this back!