Brown Squirrel Furniture sells lovely chairs, sofas, you name it for your home. This Halloween, you may find yourself sitting on a sectional bought from them while watching The Great Pumpkin. Know what else is brown? The contents of your pants after this commercial. Halloween is supposed to be scary, but come on Brown Squirrel! Like every year some furniture commercial has to do a jump scare. Folks just need an ottoman and you've got them pooping their pants!