Do what with Kong?

I have never considered this as a possibility.

Taco Bell Monster Straws

The wife and I were just talking about these the other day. They should bring them back, paired with some sort of Halloween combo. Like one of those $5 box deals. Call it the Halloween combo, I dunno a black or orange taco shelled creation, nacho fires and a drink with the straw included. You know you'd be all in for that.

I admittedly just want some nacho fries.