Tuesday, September 21, 2021
The Most Yummy Of Mummies
I grew up with the Monster Cereals as an all year delicacy. It wasn't until I was an adult that they became a seasonal thing only to be sold at Halloween. I was pretty pissed off as they were beloved and just the thing to sit in front of the TV with a bowl of. My favorite was Yummy Mummy, the more odd man out of the group. Like Fruit Brute he's generally forgotten about these days, but not by real ones. I have no clue what it means when you say 'real one'. I'm not imaginary, so I'm assuming I'm a real one. This year the Monster Cereals have a new addition, 'Monster Mash' which is a sort of combination of them all. I haven't found a box yet, but I've gotten some Franken Berry at the local Walmart. Weird, but as soon as I do, you can be sure that I'll... uh... be buying a box... damn straight.