Tuesday, March 23, 2021

McCursed: Feeding On Filth

There was a time when McDonald's made an attempt to be a clean and pleasant place to eat. In doing so they employed the used of demonic creatures who ate the filth of the customers. Often McDonald's would implore customers to throw away their trash in the wastebaskets to keep the restaurant clean. Even producing another subliminal message filled advertisement encouraging you to do so. Unfortunately these trash demons were truly greedy abominations and began consuming everything deemed dirty. After the introduction of the McDonald Land Play Place ball pits containing copious amounts of fecal matter, children started disappearing. The blood deal that begat McDonald's upon the world wrought about the consumption of the very children the product was sold too. Never doubt why the smile Ronald put on was red.

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