The Snowman is a drunk

Holy crap, there's ssssooooo many things going on here. First, the Snowman wants the kids (kids?!?!) beer and takes him flying through he air to steal it. The kid (kid ?!?!?!) taunts the Snowman with his beer, resulting in the Snowman just taking it and dropping him at whatever height they're at. Yes, the Snowman attempted murdering a child (child?!?!?!?!) for a can of beer. Yes, I know it's supposed to be a parody... but it's still a beer commercial featuring a beer drinking child. And attempted murder of said child. Still though, it IS better than the real Snowman.

The Snowman is a monster

 

We're walking in the air
I'm going to fucking die
The people will find my corpse with a frozen carrot up my bum

I'm holding very tight 

He's going to do horrible things to me
I should not be flying in the air

Why are we flying
The villagers are closing their blinds

I need an adult
The forests and the streams

Are were my body shall be found
Taken by surprise
Nobody down below believes their eyes

I'm dangling in the air
I've never been so terrified
We're drifting over my icy grave…