Christmas, that magical time of the year where the entire planet wants to curb stomp Alvin over a hula hoop. Regardless of violence towards magical singing rodents, the holidays are also a wonderful time to gather with your loved ones (normally) with a good meal.
KFC has always been a popular option for such a meal and hey... remember that anger towards Alvin this time of year brings out of you? Well, looks like KFC had an option for that too. For less than a dollar you can pulverize Alvin to your hearts content.
It's a Christmas miracle!