Bios: Grotusque

"If it ain't fun to do, it ain't worth doing."

Function: Military Strategist

He says that nothing frightens him, except when he looks in the mirror. He thinks that everything is a big joke and acts accordingly, even during battle. Goofy, irreverent, sometimes annoying... but a top-notch warrior. In robot mode, wields a vaporator which gassifies a target's fuel, leaving it inoperative. In creature mode, has indestructible tusks. Flies at 45 mph, can leap 3 miles at a time.

Strength: 7 Intelligence: 9 Speed: 4 Endurance: 6 Rank: 8

Courage: 10 Firepower: 7 Skill: 10

Gig Monsterbots

I'm not even going to lie, Tigerbot and Drekbot are better names than Grotusque and DoubleCross. Actually, Il Drago and La Tigre is even better. I don't have any tattoos, but if I did, it would be Flammeggiante around my bicep. That would be so much cooler than barbwire. You hear that linebacker in 1998? IT WOULD BE BETTER THAN YOUR BARBWIRE.

Imagine Grotusque BUSTING THROUGH A WALL.

Mail call!

Today came the mail and with it awesome stuff. First was my Grotusque whom my wife ordered for me and came in a bonafide contraption like Arcee did. I kinda like these contraptions and wish more toys came in them.

Also my friend John, knowing my love of Kinder Surprise Eggs and blind bagged toys set me a care package of Kinder copy cats that I'm really excited to open. I plan to do that this weekend and make a post here of it. I'm pretty excited (hear that music starting up, told y'all, thug life). Also he sent a cheese ball that's a tradition of his heritage which I think I find more awesome than the eggs. I'm going to share that with the wife this weekend. Paired with a great Star Wars card, this made for a great high five to start my day!

Grotusque, hurry up

The Titans Return Grotusque set finally popped up on TRU over the weekend and my wife ordered me one. I'm not on pins and needles waiting for my toy to arrive or anything, but I'm on pins and needles waiting for my toy to arrive. I'm already anxious enough for my Drivehead to show up later this month, but now I got this guy coming in the next few days. Can I just say tracking numbers are bullcrap? I mean, the concept isn't, the concept is great. Just the execution is bullcrap. So far I know they've printed a label but nothing else. Well great, don't leave me in suspense over here, did they put the label on the box? Will I get an update for that?