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Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Hometown Kia Kills

I've never owned a Kia before, but not heard the best about them. Don't get me wrong, they look nice and you may enjoy yours. Just... look, I'm just trying to set up a joke here. Boy oh boy, Hometown Kia sure sold Michael Myers a Kia that didn't work out so well for either of them... Frankly, it's my love for local TV Halloween airings commercials that drove me to post this. It's a staple of spooky seasons past that I'm glad to see live on. Unlike that salesman after selling The Shape a bum Soul.

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