Doritos Roulette of the Devil
Doritos Roulette isn't just a bag of spicy chips mixed with regular chips in a game of chance, oh no, it's the portal to hell. Or so this Halloween variety would have you believe. Though really, it's a long known fact that Doritos are the official chip of Halloween parties.
So... he went though all that just to bring two bags and two six packs of Pepsi? Overkill much?