Dead Cat's Tell no Tails

There's certain hallmarks of a holiday. For Halloween, it's pumpkin spice, jack-o'-lanterns, and leaves raked into neat piles... for some reason. No, seriously, why the hell do we do that?

One Halloween tradition that should be mandatory is *Garfield's Halloween Adventure*. It is for me, and by way of this site, it is for you readers.

Garfield has the ultimate Halloween. He makes a costume, goes trick-or-treating, and gets scared by pirate ghosts. Most of us only do one or two of those on Halloween.